February 2012
163 posts
Okay. Instead of Big Time Rush just doing a...
noactuallywerejustgoodfriends:
imactuallypaulmccartney:
pete-townshends-ass:
a-million-lights-above-you:
iwalkaloneacrosstheuniverse:
love-all-the-doctors:
They are doing an entire spoof of “Help” the movie.
SO angry!
WHAT.
LETS DO A PETTITION ANTI THIS FUCKERY
whAT
FIRE AND BLOOD AND DEATH.
Let’s all put our crazy psychic Beatles-fan hats on and hold hands...
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
Morris Lessmore won! YAY!
7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
CRYING
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Hm.
That awkward moment when you offhandedly mention loving your best friend (male) to your other best friend (female) and she thinks for two hours that you’re secretly IN LOVE with him because you didn’t specify.
To be clear, I said, “You know what I love? I can’t remember, but it’s either potatoes, silent German films, or Lucas.”
I am not about to propose...
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Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
mishaphilia:
wow
imagine if robert downey jr and benedict cumberbatch did some sort of quick sherlock holmes gig on the red carpet
posing with deerstalkers
arriving in a horse-drawn carriage
smoking some pipes
in urban camoflauge
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twotwentyonebbakerst:
guys chill
one of benedict’s chins is still getting ready
have a little bit of respect
C R Y I N G
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Reblog if you are on the CUMBERWATCH!!
katsuranakashima:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!
YOU GUYS, HE’S BLENDING IN WITH THE CARPET. WHEN WE SEE HIM LATER COVERED IN RED PAINT, I WILL HAVE PROVED MY POINT.
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The great Cumberwatch of 2012: Oscars Edition
Where the efff is Benedict!?
avengergeek:
It’s like the Where’s Waldo game from hell.
guys, I’m telling you, he’s painted himself red and is showing off his urban camoflauge skills.
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BENEDICT TIMOTHY CARLTON CUMBERBATCH WHERE THE...
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“I am not a star! I’m a human!”
– Jean Dujardin (via oldfilmsflicker)
“I am not a puppet, I am an Artist!”
*sobbing so gross I have no gif*
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YOU GUYS.
I know where Benedict is.
…
In true Holmes style, he has designed urban camoflauge to blend in with the carpet and is about to creep up behind Ryan Seacrest.
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I was going to do my homework, but then Jean.
Then cinnamon rolls.
Then I decided to fail all my classes so I can watch the Oscars and yell at the TV.
whereismyoscar:
dying because Jean said what he loved most about the U.S. was the cinnamon rolls.
i was going to make a post too but this will suffice. do you think if each of us baked and mailed him one…?
Men should be like coffee; hot, sweet... & strong...
lionhausen:
Exactly!
Sweet? I like my coffee strong and bitter, haha. I better not stick to this rule!
I CAN ACTUALLY RELATE TO ONE PERSON I KNOW IN REAL...
a-little-dark-and-out-of-key:
That awkward moment when theres a girl exactly like you but, you don’t talk to her at all in real life..
This was me last year, except it was a guy. Eventually I got him to talk to me and he’s my best friend now.*
I’m sort of hopeful that he doesn’t know how creepy I was about him before we ever talked.
*results sadly not typical**
**but there...
pleasu?
A: Age.
B: Where you're from.
C: Where you would like to live.
D: Favorite Food.
E: Religion
F: Sexual Orientation.
G: Single or not.
H: Favorite book.
I: Eye Color.
J: Favorite Movie
K: Favorite TV show.
L: Favorited band/singer.
M: Name of your best friend.
N: Fave day of the year?
O: Favorite Color.
P: If you have animals and what the names are.
Q: What song you're listening to right now.
R: What the last movie you watched was.
S: What your cellphone's ringtone.
T: Favorite Actor.
U: Favorite Actress.
V: What my name means.
W: Favorite superhero.
X: One of my phobias.
Y: My Birthday and/or anniversary.
Z: A dream.
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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Arrested Downton?
Please tell me that when I saw this scene (and the next when Anna visits Mr. Bates)…
I wasn’t the only one thinking this:
And then the prison guard ACTUALLY SAID IT and my mom and I were like:
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Downton Abbey Downton Abbey Downton Abbey time!
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“It’s snug in all the right places!”- Uncle Rico on his new jumpsuit.
“Ew, you look like a garbage bag full of chicken wings!”- Napoleon
I love love love Naploeon Dynamite, even in weird animated form.
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The Simpsons' 500th episode was fantastic.
See the word "Airport" everywhere on Tumblr...
tennantstype40:
BUT NOWHERE ON FREAKING MAPCRUNCH.
WHAT THE HELL IS MAPCRUNCH AND WHY DO I FEEL STUPID FOR ASKING?!
Anonymous asked: ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!
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These are legitimately interesting questions! Ask...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
“They always seem to lead such interesting lives, people who travel. People who...”
– Mary Lou, The Man Who Fell To Earth (via earth-oddity)
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Levy world: Out of State Plates →
levywwer:
Out of State Plates Out-of-State Plates is the byproduct of nearly a decade of Fountains of Wayne’s stellar power-pop pursuits. The 28 performances (two other tracks are brief, snarky radio excerpts) culled together on this double-disc anthology may represent demos and previously unreleased…
I wasn’t even considering buying this until I saw that it apparently has track by...
